don't give up on me baby

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A haiku about getting out of bed

no no no no no 
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

Via Let's dare to be different.
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when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
  • Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
  • Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
Via A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor;
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mindbarbs: diver’s dream oliver regueiro. Via Teenage Wasteland Zoom

mindbarbs:

diver’s dream oliver regueiro.


Chat 34896Notes
  • mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
Via hiiiya.
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commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

Via what a mess i made upon your innocence.
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heavenly: i love this movie so much omg.  Via A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor;

heavenly:

i love this movie so much omg. 


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Via FUCK IT

(Source: leda-gifs)


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“I’m not afraid to write my feelings in songs.”


Via For you are the stars to me.

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broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed

Via i m a GIRL
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Via the pressure to be perfect

(Source: iwasadreamerbeforeyou)


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